The Notice Nobody Opens
Somewhere between the printer and the front door, government mail stopped working. Not all of it. Not always. But often enough that the agencies sending it have learned to expect a percentage of failure — returned envelopes, missed deadlines, clients who didn't respond because they never got the notice in the first place. It's become a baseline assumption, absorbed into operations the way old carpet gets absorbed into a building: nobody chose it, but it's everywhere, and nobody's quite sure what to do about it.
